When you absolutely, positively need a cold one delivered from the heavens, call in this guy. A knight, in full armor, because safety first, is skydiving like it's a Tuesday afternoon. And what's he holding? Not a sword, not a shield, but a perfectly chilled beer. Because even while plummeting towards the earth at terminal velocity, priorities remain. This sticker is for anyone who appreciates a good beer, a healthy dose of medieval absurdity, and a complete disregard for the laws of physics.
Stick it on your helmet, your beer fridge, or anywhere you need a reminder that life's too short to take seriously.
