Because even the undead need a spa day. Behold, a mummy, finally taking some 'me' time. He's ditched the sarcophagus for a bubbling hot tub, because apparently, centuries of being wrapped in bandages is stressful. And what's the best way to unwind? Two cigarettes, of course. One in his mouth, one in his hand, because he's not messing around with moderation. He's living his best afterlife, one puff at a time. This sticker is a testament to the fact that everyone deserves a little R&R, even if your skin is mostly linen. Stick it on your water bottle to remind yourself to take a break, or on your laptop to subtly imply you, too, are an ancient being just trying to chill.
